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mad sex dog 

Usually a girl named madison. Is willing to sleep with anyone or anything! Considered "easy to get". This girl is not into dating. She just loves to have those one night stands. She is the girl who will go to a club and bring back at least 5 guys.
mad sex dog by nhs1979 October 15, 2010
what the kids that frequent urbandictionary.com want to see the most, as well as TRYING to associating EVERY word with oral or anal sex.
oral sex sucks guys get used to it, its not proper sex because only the female enjoys it! the male thinking to himself this is crap, no enjoyment whatsoever, got to dump her!
sex mad by TV sucks November 29, 2004

Mad Elephant Sex 

A very funny word first seen in a card game, this word is used to remind people of good old times and funny jokes
Person 1: hey
Person 2: hm?
Person 1: Mad Elephant Sex
Person 2: lmao

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

Sexual Mad Libs 

1. A game during which one sexual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or unsexy parts of anatomy during "dirty talk" without their mate losing "the mood". If sexual relations still occurs, EVERYONE WINS!
How to play "Sexual Mad Libs"

1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them

2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
Sexual Mad Libs by Dr.J-Money February 28, 2011

Madsexual 

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual
Madsexual by I'm kelly December 31, 2020