mandruff

tiny bits of tissue that remain on an a man's facial stubble after blowing his nose.

James' mandruff, after he returned from the mirrorless bathroom, caused a minor a distraction at the dinner table.

by Richard Masuko July 30, 2008

mandruff

similar to dandruff, it is dry flakes falling from a man's balls.

Petey tried to use Head & Shoulders on his nuts, but he still had mandruff accumulating in his tighty whiteys.

by Bobby Hopkins April 19, 2006

mandruff

men's dandruff - dandruff found on men's scalp and beard.

you should consult a dermatologist if you are suffering from mandruff

by canthisflynn February 16, 2021

mandruff

used to describe bitter hook fingered grey haired old men

look at john he is such a mandruff

by D Chich June 12, 2008

mandruff

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!

by Nat October 23, 2004

Mandruff

The leftover dried-up semen left on a man's nut sac hair usually found hours later. Can also be found on the legs, facial hair, and in some rare cases, the hair on a female's head (extremely rare for married couples).

Gary knew he totally knocked the bottom out of it, but later was in severe pain removing the enormous amount of mandruff from his nut sac.

by Tomkat15 April 22, 2014

Mandruff

Semen left in hair which has since dried and is flaking like dandruff

I need to pick up some head and shoulders for my mandruff!

by stevey-cakes August 8, 2015