Slurth
Kelly: ew did you see that slurth
Marlena: you know it we should probaly go kill it
Kelly: that is for sure
Marlena: you know it we should probaly go kill it
Kelly: that is for sure
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Slurth
Noun
1. The worst thing in the world. The worst thing that you can ever call anyone ever.
2. A hideous and ugly beast creature that will plague your family for 3 centuries.
3. 65 steps up from snark and 117 steps up from sloth in terribleness.
*Warning if you are a slurth the world wants to kill you, so carefully guard your body from it. You should probably just crawl into a cave for enternity.*
1. The worst thing in the world. The worst thing that you can ever call anyone ever.
2. A hideous and ugly beast creature that will plague your family for 3 centuries.
3. 65 steps up from snark and 117 steps up from sloth in terribleness.
*Warning if you are a slurth the world wants to kill you, so carefully guard your body from it. You should probably just crawl into a cave for enternity.*
Henry: "That girl is such a slurth."
Susan: "Yeah I know."
Henry: "We should probably kill her."
Susan: "How is Thursday for you?"
Susan: "Yeah I know."
Henry: "We should probably kill her."
Susan: "How is Thursday for you?"
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slurth
1. Brittney's father(really hot mom!!!)
2. Matthew's father
3. Alex's father
4. Probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. The bitchinest assed muthafucka alive
6. Also known as "Seth" (see seth, all def. except #10 and beyond invariably apply{unless they change that shit})
2. Matthew's father
3. Alex's father
4. Probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. The bitchinest assed muthafucka alive
6. Also known as "Seth" (see seth, all def. except #10 and beyond invariably apply{unless they change that shit})
1-3. Hi Daddy!!!
4. Slurth drops bombs like a B-52.
5. Hey Slurth!!! I heard you did my mom!!! That is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. Seth and Slurth are one and the same.
4. Slurth drops bombs like a B-52.
5. Hey Slurth!!! I heard you did my mom!!! That is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. Seth and Slurth are one and the same.
slurth by The Old Man (Slurth) March 15, 2005
Smurth
Uncle Bob: Yo what's little Jimmy doing over there behind my car aye!?
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.
Smurth by BooseOfTheNorthenStar July 25, 2018
Slurshed
Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"
"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"
"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"
"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"
"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"
Slurshed by Mackswell leavey July 10, 2017
surthrival
A portmanteau of "survival" and "thriving." Just making ends meet, yet flourishing as a person. Finding time for growth under harrowing circumstances. Meeting life's most unwelcome challenges with gusto, and even panache. Existential heroism.
Kira's 2020 surthrival has been impressive. While the rest of us fatted ourselves on delivery, booze, and Netflix, she quit smoking and drinking and got her own place!
surthrival by fdj383fj December 8, 2020