Prosetanos 

A lone soldier that prevents all that enter hell so that they can never leave. prosetanos protects the human realm from having hell unleashed upon us all. you will meet him at the gates of hell,and he will let you pass if you know his name.

Prosetanos-Protector of hell

Prosetanos by Chronisphere September 6, 2009

postanostical

post - after
an - not
ost - bone/boner
ical - of or relating to

Adjective used after an an action that does NOT cause a boner.

Her postanostical voice kept me unhorny for a week.
or
Her unpostanostical walk made it HARD for me to chase after her.

postanostical by Post An Ost Ical November 30, 2009

prostanoia 

The fear that you are developing prostate cancer.

My father has developed acute prostanoia and has his PSA measured every other week.

prostanoia by Cynicool June 3, 2019