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Threadschmidting 

When you offer to purchase something from someone for far less than it is actually worth (usually in a very underhanded or deceitful way).
Alex offered me $200 for my $1000 bottle of bourbon, but I was wise to his threadschmidting ways.

Alex: “How about I buy that bottle off you for $250”.
Joe: “Man, you know it’s worth $1,000”
Alex: “But the wax is scratched”
Joe: “Quit threadschmidting with your scrawny ass.”

threadicide 

Everybody is having a fooking blast, innit, and den you comes along and said somfing rilly stupid WTF moron your a fooking retard now nobody wanna to talk to you and their on anothe thread now but your NOT INVITED, innit?
Fanfookin-tastic, Greg commited a threadicide again. WTF?!
threadicide by BfookinC February 4, 2010

threadlocked  

a message board moderator who locks a thread on a specfic topic
there was this awesome topic on this message board but it looks like a moderator threadlocked it.
threadlocked by lupinechaos August 17, 2008

threadlocks 

a misunderstanding of light humor in facebook
yeah i knew it may be a risk...but i have discovered that light-hearted senses of humor abound on facebook...
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 person
Katherine Arfstrom ‎:P touche! and so dies another promising thread- ha get it threadlocks- a misunderstanding of light humor- where is that urban dictionary!

Threadicule

A tiny peace of thread may or may not be hard to see by the human eye
It's hanging on by a threadicule
Threadicule by Killtrxst December 11, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026