Chimostache 

A creepy mustache that makes a person looke like a child molester. This word is a portmanteau of 'chimo' and 'mustache'. The word 'chimo' itself is a portmanteau of the words 'child' and 'molester'

I saw an awesome chimostache the guy getting out of that van.

Chimostache by pjb8484 August 8, 2009

chickstache 

Off putting upper lip hair on a female, generally used with otherwise attrative females since who cares if they're ugly anyway.

"Dude, she's pretty hot except she's kind of got a chickstache."

chickstache by Nayrb July 28, 2008

chumstache 

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling

this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

chumstache by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011

chomestache 

a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester

josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys

chomestache by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye November 5, 2008