3 definitions by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye

dead head

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

o ring

your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.

dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye August 25, 2008

chomestache

a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester

josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye September 22, 2008