3 definitions by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye

Top Definition
your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.
dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye August 25, 2008
a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester
josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye September 22, 2008
when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake
mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

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