chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009

chooching

To vape, smoke a pipe or cigar and produce a large cloud of vapor or smoke.

I got this cigar chooching good.

by Heisenberg067 berg November 4, 2016

chooching

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.

by zomgPeterson September 28, 2008

chooch it

Taking a big drag of a grimy dirty cigarette. Also anything that can be smoked.

You Choochin?

Ahh yaaa lets get a grimy chooch goin.

Hey toss me that antler bro I want a big dirty chooch of it

Hot bids totally chooch on my pant antler

Friggen Chooch it

by definitionman15 March 22, 2011

chooch

The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" and means jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately.

Every time Mike K. drinks, he acts like a chooch.

by JoeFrat September 22, 2008

Chooched

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high

"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"

by Joe'sABitch July 13, 2017

Chooche

To take a long inhale of a cigarette or marijuana cigarette.

Look at breathin antler mike over there taking a big chooche from his cig-rit

by BlackHawkDown1012 October 27, 2010