Alphabits

Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.

Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

*KABOOM*

Alphabits by maxatron July 30, 2009

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backwards alphabet

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

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The Alphabet Boys

FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.

Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.

The Alphabet Boys by Howimetyourgrandma April 16, 2020

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Alpharius

A dude from the Warhammer 40k universe. Twentieth son of some magnificent shiny dude who's in charge of everything, the primarch of the Alpha Legion of SPEEHS MARINES along with his twin brother, Omegon. Everyone has an obsession in pretending to be him because his legion is specialized in manipulation, covert operations and pretending to be Alpharius.

Random dude:" I am Alpharius!"
Another random dude:"No, I am Alpharius!"

Alpharius by ClearlynotAlpharius September 28, 2018