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1.
The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus.
Trace all the letters of the alphabet when going down on a woman, the method known wide and far by many, to give her the best oral sex of her life.
by Poetess August 21, 2006
 
2.
A list of great titles for when your boss, spouse, or just about anyone else around you pisses you off. Try it. Now with even more humiliation...

A is for-Admiral Assrape
B is for-Brigadier Buttfuck
C is for-Captain Cumguzzle or Colonel Cuntlick
D is for-Doctor Dicksuck
E is for-Ensign Enema
F is for-First Lieutenant Fucksalot
G is for-General Gonorrhea
H is for-High Commander Herpes
I is for-Insurgent Infection
J is for-Janitor Jackoff or Jester Jizzum
K is for-King Kunnillingus (I know it doesn't start with a K, fuck YOU!)
L is for-Lance Corporal Lickadick
M is for-Major Mooncricket
N is for-Nurse Nigger
O is for-Officer Orpheus
P is for-Private Pedophile
Q is for-Queen Quief
R is for-Ranger Rape
S is for-Sergeant Sodomy
T is for-Tramp Testicles
U is for-Underling Uterus
V is for-Vampire Venereal
W is for-War Chief Wanker
X is for-Examiner XXX
Y is for-Yeoman Yarak (Turkish for a big fuckin' dick)
Z is for-Zsar Zinker (Zinker=massive throbbing nigger cock.)
Boss-Hey, i'm gonna need you to come in this weekend to finish up the expenditure reports.
You-Hey, i'm gonna need you to turn around and fuck yourself Sergeant Sodomy!!! See my great use of the 'Alphabet'??
by B^2&C+H November 07, 2010
 
3.
What you call someone with a really long and complicated name. (first or last)
We call my friend Ramathorn Ramachandran alphabet.
by Clit.Master January 01, 2010
 
4.
An annoying song that tricked little kids into thinking there was a letter called 'LMNO'

Also, a double-U looks more like a double-V
Kid: My favorite letter of the alphabet is W.

Kid 2:I like LMNO

Kid 1:????

Kid 2:....

*cricket cricket, tumble weed*
by CriminalMinds01 July 09, 2014
 
5.
the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site Check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz
let's sing the alphabet song
by me May 13, 2005
 
6.
The state of having every single kind of STD known to man.
"That girl's slept around so much, I bet she's got the alphabet!"
by sunspray honeysuckle April 25, 2009
 
7.
a neighborhood located within the East Village in the New York City borough of Manhattan. Its name comes from Avenues A, B, C, and D, the only avenues in Manhattan to have single-letter names.
"He works at a tattoo shop down in the Alphabet."
by JaneMarieDoe March 09, 2010