7 definitions by Howimetyourgrandma
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019
In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, it refers to a father’s sexual desire for his own daughter. Dotards and Stable Geniuses often exhibit this type of behavior.
“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.”
-Donald Trump
Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”
-Donald Trump
Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019
Poor, unsophisticated, trashy white people with strong antisocial tendencies.
White trash breed like rabbits due to their lack of sexual restraint. It is not uncommon for a white trash woman to have several bastard children from multiple deadbeat fathers.
White trash come from broken homes and broken families; most start out as juvenile delinquents and "progress" to high school dropout status. Finding a white trash person without a criminal record is like finding a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine.
White trashiness is a result of generations of cyclical poverty and ignorance.
White trash people are distinguished from rednecks by their lack of morals, hygiene, and work ethic. Rednecks strongly disapprove of relying on the government; white trash get practically all of their income from welfare checks and child support.
White trash breed like rabbits due to their lack of sexual restraint. It is not uncommon for a white trash woman to have several bastard children from multiple deadbeat fathers.
White trash come from broken homes and broken families; most start out as juvenile delinquents and "progress" to high school dropout status. Finding a white trash person without a criminal record is like finding a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine.
White trashiness is a result of generations of cyclical poverty and ignorance.
White trash people are distinguished from rednecks by their lack of morals, hygiene, and work ethic. Rednecks strongly disapprove of relying on the government; white trash get practically all of their income from welfare checks and child support.
by Howimetyourgrandma March 10, 2021
An urban public transit service used mostly (in some cases exclusively) by Black people. A typical jigaboo choo-choo never runs on time and suffers from frequent breakdowns, vandalism, and rampant crime. White people only ride the jigaboo choo-choo as a last resort.
We couldn’t find an Uber, so we had to ride the Jigaboo Choo-Choo back to our hotel after the Orioles game.
by Howimetyourgrandma May 31, 2023
A stereotypical working-class white Southerner. Contrary to popular belief, many rednecks live and work in urban areas.
Rednecks are almost always hardcore conservative evangelical Christians. Most rednecks do not have anything beyond a high school education.
Rednecks are very political and more easily triggered than the "libtards" they love to ridicule. Rednecks are proud of their Southern heritage. Rednecks will own multiple things that display the Confederate flag. A true redneck would have voted for Trump twice.
Rednecks enjoy watching NASCAR and college football. Other redneck pastimes include fishing, hunting, and mudding. Rednecks get most of their TV news from Fox. They love guns.
Classic hallmarks of a redneck include a fetishization of oversized pickup trucks, casual racism, nationalism, nostalgia, a jingoistic US-Centric worldview, a love of low-quality booze, and a deep hatred of anything perceived as progressive, anti-American, anti-Christian, or anti-White. Rednecks are terrified of the technological, racial, social, and economic change that America is experiencing.
Rednecks like to think of themselves as down-to-earth, unpretentious, hardworking patriots. Despite their bad rap, most rednecks are very friendly hospitable people once you get to know them. They can have positive interactions with people who are not like them. Finding topics for conversation with a redneck can be difficult, but a good rule of thumb is to not bring up politics or religion.
Rednecks are almost always hardcore conservative evangelical Christians. Most rednecks do not have anything beyond a high school education.
Rednecks are very political and more easily triggered than the "libtards" they love to ridicule. Rednecks are proud of their Southern heritage. Rednecks will own multiple things that display the Confederate flag. A true redneck would have voted for Trump twice.
Rednecks enjoy watching NASCAR and college football. Other redneck pastimes include fishing, hunting, and mudding. Rednecks get most of their TV news from Fox. They love guns.
Classic hallmarks of a redneck include a fetishization of oversized pickup trucks, casual racism, nationalism, nostalgia, a jingoistic US-Centric worldview, a love of low-quality booze, and a deep hatred of anything perceived as progressive, anti-American, anti-Christian, or anti-White. Rednecks are terrified of the technological, racial, social, and economic change that America is experiencing.
Rednecks like to think of themselves as down-to-earth, unpretentious, hardworking patriots. Despite their bad rap, most rednecks are very friendly hospitable people once you get to know them. They can have positive interactions with people who are not like them. Finding topics for conversation with a redneck can be difficult, but a good rule of thumb is to not bring up politics or religion.
by Howimetyourgrandma March 10, 2021
FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.
Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.
by Howimetyourgrandma April 16, 2020
Shit, shower, shave. The morning ritual that helps men start their day. A time honored tradition that must be performed in this order to achieve maximum freshness.
When you wake up in the morning feeling like shit, take a shit. Then shower, then shave. That’s the 3 S’s.
by Howimetyourgrandma April 12, 2020