Anyone who lives East of your proximity, most notably everyone. Technically everyone is to the East of you if you travel far enough.
"Fuck you man!"
"Hey! Fuck you easty!"
"What did you call me?"
"You heard me, easty!"
"I'm from the North West, you moron!"
"It's still East of Japan, motherfucker!"
A low end package store in located in East Hartford, Connecticut, just across the Glastonbury town line.
Known for selling alcohol past the expiration date.
Then again, the Dubra and Natural Ice is always fresh, and thats really all that matters.
On any given day, there is about $375 worth of alcohol in G-Bury bought from, The Easty.
Jeb- "Bro im making an Easty run, u need anything?"
Jive-"Dude, you know me, get me a sixer of Natty Ice."