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A person acting sensitive, mad, or butt hurt as if something said applied to them (hit home)
Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal
Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal
Throw it out there, and a hit dog will holler.
Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."
Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!
The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."
Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."
Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!
The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
Get the hit dog mug.A dish of food that either looks like nasty, unappetizing slop or is simply ugly in presentation, even if it might actually taste good.
Term even applies to when one posts a picture that exposes his or her lack of culinary savvy. Person who prepared said food is usually quite delusional, really believing they just threw down like a gourmet chef at a restaurant rated tops in a Zagat survey.
Term known to have originated as a trending topic hashtag on Twitter, most often triggered on Thanksgiving. Spread to a Tumblr site, Instagram, and elsewhere on the net.
Term even applies to when one posts a picture that exposes his or her lack of culinary savvy. Person who prepared said food is usually quite delusional, really believing they just threw down like a gourmet chef at a restaurant rated tops in a Zagat survey.
Term known to have originated as a trending topic hashtag on Twitter, most often triggered on Thanksgiving. Spread to a Tumblr site, Instagram, and elsewhere on the net.
Dude straight threw chicken breast fillets on his grill with ZERO seasoning or marination? Talk about struggle plate!
#struggleplate! RT @randombroad I just got my burn on for my bae! pic.twitter.com/xxxxxx
#struggleplate! RT @randombroad I just got my burn on for my bae! pic.twitter.com/xxxxxx
by Kuahmel September 3, 2013
Get the struggle plate mug.adj. disinterested in an approaching person as shown by words and behaviors
pronounced like "interested," only replacing "in" with "out"
pronounced like "interested," only replacing "in" with "out"
That b*tch wasn't interested, she was OUTrested! Between her body language and curt answers, she clearly indicated I couldn't fall back and leave her alone any faster. Oh well, other fish.
by Kuahmel December 7, 2009
Get the outrested mug.Time to cut off all my old broads and get some new freaks.
"Cut my ex-girl off cause she broke my last Phillie"--Grand Puba
"Cut my ex-girl off cause she broke my last Phillie"--Grand Puba
by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
Get the cut off mug.A special kind of booed up guy who is up under his girlfriend at such a ridiculous clip, he may as well be married to her, live with her and the whole shot. Oftentimes even she feels like he could take a day or two off and hang with the fellas or something.
Female: My boyfriend is coming over tonight.
Her girls: You mean your busband? Does he even have his own life the way he handcuffs himself to you?
Jerry: What up, Jay, game's on tonight, come through, got some Newcastle in the kegerator.
Jay: I'm good, 'bout to go see my girl.
Jerry: Goddamn, fam, you ain't her boyfriend, you're her busband, because I don't see what stops you from putting a ring on the b*tch with no prenup.
Her girls: You mean your busband? Does he even have his own life the way he handcuffs himself to you?
Jerry: What up, Jay, game's on tonight, come through, got some Newcastle in the kegerator.
Jay: I'm good, 'bout to go see my girl.
Jerry: Goddamn, fam, you ain't her boyfriend, you're her busband, because I don't see what stops you from putting a ring on the b*tch with no prenup.
by Kuahmel November 30, 2009
Get the busband mug.One of those texty abbreviations for "best friend forever," which became one of those corny, douchey, CW-ish, The Hillsy things said by white females and the reporters on 7:30 entertainment shows. It's right up there with OMG, OMFG, g2g and ttyl on the gayness scale.
Extra: Lindsay Lohan and her BFFs Britney and Paris were seen bar hopping along Sunset.
Me: Can't remember the last time I gave a sh*t!
<cue valley girl accent> My BFFs and I are going out for coff-ayyyy, wanna come? It'll be a blasty-blast!
Me: Can't remember the last time I gave a sh*t!
<cue valley girl accent> My BFFs and I are going out for coff-ayyyy, wanna come? It'll be a blasty-blast!
by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
Get the BFF mug.A pathetic condition/policy where there's only room for one Black person to shine in (at least the mainstream of) a given industry or scene, even when there are many other talented and worthy Black people to give work or accolades to. Unfortunately usually those other Black persons (as well as Asian, Latino, etc.) are snubbed or overlooked in favor of the anointed Black talent and/or a whole bunch of mediocre whites.
Oftentimes even that particular one Black will see to it no one else benefits from the perks they get, out of feeling those others are a threat to take their position.
Not to necessarily be related to affirmative action, though it kinda can be. And while not necessarily tokenism, one nigga syndrome is also in effect when whites will bring aboard one Black person into the group and cap it there so that in case he gets out of hand, he won't have backup when they collude against him.
Oftentimes even that particular one Black will see to it no one else benefits from the perks they get, out of feeling those others are a threat to take their position.
Not to necessarily be related to affirmative action, though it kinda can be. And while not necessarily tokenism, one nigga syndrome is also in effect when whites will bring aboard one Black person into the group and cap it there so that in case he gets out of hand, he won't have backup when they collude against him.
Tyra Banks tended to be a victim of one nigga syndrome when Naomi Campbell was the go-to Black supermodel at the time.
One nigga syndrome was in effect on all but two seasons of The Real World. Notice how the token Black also tends to be gay.
One nigga syndrome was in effect on all but two seasons of The Real World. Notice how the token Black also tends to be gay.
by Kuahmel December 20, 2009
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