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A quake of Twitter activity when everyone rushes to tweet when a big event happens. Inspired by how folks in California will all tweet about earthquakes that just happened like clockwork!
Could also call it a "Twaftershock"
Could also call it a "Twaftershock"
Kicked it in bed, felt the earthquake, got up, hit the web to check Twitter...sure enough, a tweetquake!
The Video Music Awards is bound to cause a tweetquake tonight!
The Video Music Awards is bound to cause a tweetquake tonight!
by Kuahmel April 4, 2010
Get the tweetquake mug.An often high-maintenance female's high-pressure, unreasonable, unrealistic, and even bizarre criteria she expects a guy to adhere to. Hard to even just consider it at best high standards when it generally comes off merely as a woman having a man on the hot seat as if her sh*t don't stink. And it's no wonder why a girl on this tip is single and bitter.
Named for the cast member from MTV's The Real World Boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. Also known as "Kameelah-a$$ list" in the Okayplayer community.
Named for the cast member from MTV's The Real World Boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. Also known as "Kameelah-a$$ list" in the Okayplayer community.
Does every girl on BlackPlanet have to have a Kameelah list on her page?
If you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she's sizing you up on her Kameelah list.
If you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she's sizing you up on her Kameelah list.
by Kuahmel November 30, 2009
Get the Kameelah list mug.adj 1. when an act is gay and racist simultaneously 2. involving gayness and racism in the same situation
Note: Unlike the other definitions, this sense has nothing to do with homophobia
Note: Unlike the other definitions, this sense has nothing to do with homophobia
The sitcom Community actually had two gaycist moments:
-Abed is hand feeding a Black man chicken fingers with a lover's tease to it as the guy has a smile on his face. The chicken part is a no-brainer but read on...
-On a dare from Chang, Pierce, and more to the point, Troy, a Black character, show up to a school dance in ladies' pantsuits. The gaycism is obvious when one considers the issue of Hollywood frequently placing Black actors in emasculating situations
Also gaycist is when a flamboyant gay man, Matthew Miller, auditions for American Idol. When he finishes, he says that a lady once told him he sounded like a "skinny Black woman." And mockery ensues...
Simon: We're not sure whether it's Matthew or Martha
Randy: Is Martha the name of a skinny Black woman?
Matthew: No, if I was a skinny Black woman, I think I'd be like Shakiki or Shaquana
-Abed is hand feeding a Black man chicken fingers with a lover's tease to it as the guy has a smile on his face. The chicken part is a no-brainer but read on...
-On a dare from Chang, Pierce, and more to the point, Troy, a Black character, show up to a school dance in ladies' pantsuits. The gaycism is obvious when one considers the issue of Hollywood frequently placing Black actors in emasculating situations
Also gaycist is when a flamboyant gay man, Matthew Miller, auditions for American Idol. When he finishes, he says that a lady once told him he sounded like a "skinny Black woman." And mockery ensues...
Simon: We're not sure whether it's Matthew or Martha
Randy: Is Martha the name of a skinny Black woman?
Matthew: No, if I was a skinny Black woman, I think I'd be like Shakiki or Shaquana
by Kuahmel April 25, 2010
Get the gaycist mug.That guy who doesn't know what he's talking about but tries to sound like he does. Not very bright, doesn't make any sense (though he thinks he's really profound, on to something, etc.). He's not lying to you, he simply doesn't know any better, but will insist he's right, which makes him not worth the trouble of setting straight. Yes, THAT guy.
A very on-point term (coined by comedian Katt Williams in The Pimp Chronicles pt 1), because we all know one...or more.
A very on-point term (coined by comedian Katt Williams in The Pimp Chronicles pt 1), because we all know one...or more.
Examples of smart dumb niggas would be:
-the chick who insists her Infiniti Q45 is front wheel drive when it's really rear drive
-the guy who spells the word "ludicrous" like the name of the rapper Ludacris
-most people who say overstand or conversate
-one who knows the Bible like the palm of his hand but argues the Earth is only 6000 years old
-most conspiracy theorists
You know a smart dumb nigga when you see one basically.
-the chick who insists her Infiniti Q45 is front wheel drive when it's really rear drive
-the guy who spells the word "ludicrous" like the name of the rapper Ludacris
-most people who say overstand or conversate
-one who knows the Bible like the palm of his hand but argues the Earth is only 6000 years old
-most conspiracy theorists
You know a smart dumb nigga when you see one basically.
by Kuahmel December 26, 2009
Get the smart dumb nigga mug.adj. another term for "bad" usually as in a thing. syn. of wack, booty, garbage, booboo, huff, weak, etc.
Those who didn't grow up in Southern California may not be familiar with this sense of the term.
Those who didn't grow up in Southern California may not be familiar with this sense of the term.
Man, that movie was elbow, don't even waste your money on a bootleg of it!
Common's last album was elbow, he gotta come correct next time or he's finished!
Common's last album was elbow, he gotta come correct next time or he's finished!
by Kuahmel December 21, 2009
Get the elbow mug.A special kind of booed up guy who is up under his girlfriend at such a ridiculous clip, he may as well be married to her, live with her and the whole shot. Oftentimes even she feels like he could take a day or two off and hang with the fellas or something.
Female: My boyfriend is coming over tonight.
Her girls: You mean your busband? Does he even have his own life the way he handcuffs himself to you?
Jerry: What up, Jay, game's on tonight, come through, got some Newcastle in the kegerator.
Jay: I'm good, 'bout to go see my girl.
Jerry: Goddamn, fam, you ain't her boyfriend, you're her busband, because I don't see what stops you from putting a ring on the b*tch with no prenup.
Her girls: You mean your busband? Does he even have his own life the way he handcuffs himself to you?
Jerry: What up, Jay, game's on tonight, come through, got some Newcastle in the kegerator.
Jay: I'm good, 'bout to go see my girl.
Jerry: Goddamn, fam, you ain't her boyfriend, you're her busband, because I don't see what stops you from putting a ring on the b*tch with no prenup.
by Kuahmel November 30, 2009
Get the busband mug.A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.
Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!
Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.
Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...
Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.
Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...
by Kuahmel December 20, 2009
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