Kuahmel's definitions

if you like it, I love it

Said when letting an individual do him/her, when you either aren't in the mood to criticize them, or feel it's not your place to, whether or not you agree with their behavior. Because hey, what they eat doesn't make you sh*t, why give yourself gray hairs tryna change 'em?

If you like it, I love it...they're your kids, not mine.

Me: Wow, your girl wears a mad lot of makeup!
He: Hey, as long as the p*ssy and money don't stop, I say to her "if you like it, I love it."

Whatever floats your boat, if you like it, I love it.

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

overstand

It's one of those douchey terms used by Yorkies, Rastas, Moors (no disrespect to the latter two), and other so-called conscious people in an attempt to sound smart, smooth, above it all, etc. All it is is putting a cute spin on "understand," that's it. This word is a plague and the user can't hope to possibly be taken seriously.

And to correct another entry on this word, no, the Five Percenters do not use it, as any 5% worth his salt knows better.

Once again, it's cute and quite slick as slang, but only a fool would have "overstand" in the repertoire for serious discussion of anything.

Overstand these nuts.

"Do you overstand me, brother?"
"What the hell does 'overstand' mean?"
"..."
"Man, where did you even get that from?"
"Uh, ah..."
"What are you, Boyz II Men?"

by Kuahmel March 31, 2009

booed up

In a relationship, esp. in the manner that the two involved seem joined at the hip and don't do anything that doesn't involve each other. This can potentially irritate friends.

I don't check for a lot of the homies anymore. They're all booed up, so it's a waste of time inviting them out.

My boy gets booed up and starts actin' brand new. Everything's "my girl" this, "my girl" that. Disgusting.

by Kuahmel October 18, 2008

on one

Just generally trippin', tweakin', weird, actin' a fool, blackin' out, goin' off. Not necessarily due to drugs, though that's the obvious reference.

Homie was on one, just buggin' like I shot his mom or something.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

go chimp

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.

Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.

by Kuahmel December 10, 2009

Kameelah list

An often high-maintenance female's high-pressure, unreasonable, unrealistic, and even bizarre criteria she expects a guy to adhere to. Hard to even just consider it at best high standards when it generally comes off merely as a woman having a man on the hot seat as if her sh*t don't stink. And it's no wonder why a girl on this tip is single and bitter.

Named for the cast member from MTV's The Real World Boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. Also known as "Kameelah-a$$ list" in the Okayplayer community.

Does every girl on BlackPlanet have to have a Kameelah list on her page?

If you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she's sizing you up on her Kameelah list.

by Kuahmel November 30, 2009

BFF

One of those texty abbreviations for "best friend forever," which became one of those corny, douchey, CW-ish, The Hillsy things said by white females and the reporters on 7:30 entertainment shows. It's right up there with OMG, OMFG, g2g and ttyl on the gayness scale.

Extra: Lindsay Lohan and her BFFs Britney and Paris were seen bar hopping along Sunset.
Me: Can't remember the last time I gave a sh*t!

<cue valley girl accent> My BFFs and I are going out for coff-ayyyy, wanna come? It'll be a blasty-blast!

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009