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Vulcanizer 

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.
The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner
Vulcanizer by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009
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vulcanize 

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.
Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.
vulcanize by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009
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vulcanise 

Art of fingering a girl where you position your hand like a Vulcan salute and slide two fingers into her pussy and two fingers into her arsehole
Had a great night last night....took this treacle back to my hotel room and vulcanised her
vulcanise by Buzzinator January 26, 2017

vulcanize 

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.
homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that
vulcanize by kahda July 19, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026