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pulling a danny

the act of masturbating so hard, so frequently and with such intensity that your dick starts to bleed
Yo so last night my tv was broken
omg rly?
ya i was so bored i must i jacked off like 9 times
damn next time be carefull ur rly close to pulling a danny

Pulling A Denny 

When someone says they will be coming but never show up.
I’ve tried calling Dennis but he’s not answering the phone said he was going to meet us here to tow the trailer this morning...
Ohh shit the cheeky fuckers pulling a denny again!

pulling a danny

When you take a girl to the backseat of your car and proceed to cuddle n shit. You usually have the radio on either with a CD labeled "Whoopee making" or love songs playing.
Girl places head on guy's shoulder.
Guy: Want to go pull a danny?
Girl: Sure
Guy: Meet me in the backseat
Guy & Girl cuddle in the back.

Guy next day to his friends
Guy: I was pulling a danny last night when I took Girl into the back of my car
Guy 2: Awesome.
pulling a danny by ipandabears January 7, 2013

Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.
How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.

Pulling a Donny 

Being such a sore loser you would shit on your own hand and shake hands with them to spite them.

pulling a ryan dunn 

the act of getting completely shitfaced and then getting in your car, crashing it; car exploding, and you dying.
friend: dude, you're wasted. give me your keys. you don't want to end this night by pulling a ryan dunn, do you?