Cheetoed Share definition Flag When ones fingers gets covered in cheese dust from cheetoes and finds it very annoying when it comes to certain tasks that require hands. "Honey, I know I'm doing it wrong, my fingers are cheetoed, chill out bitch." Cheetoed by numchuk July 12, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cheetoed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch