tamping 

Mad, furious, steaming

I was tamping, Dave spilt my pint!

tamping by Joshua H Armstrong August 20, 2004

tamping 

a word for someone whos gutted.. but it's better than the word gutted..

rhys: oh my god i just dropped my eggs.
hazel: TAMPING!!!

tamping by mistress porc. September 30, 2005

tamping 

To bury an explosive device underground so it deals more damage to the surrounding area. Commonly used in strip mining.

Equated to letting off a firecracker in your closed fist as opposed to your open palm.

Tamping--Mines are considered tamped in the ground so the they inflict maximum damage.

tamping by Jeff Met August 1, 2006

Tamping 

The act of soaking an extra large tampon in hard liquor then inserting into the anal cavity in order to get intoxicated.

Guy 1: hey man I got some extra large tampons from my gf u tryna go tamping tonight?

Guy 2: yea fs thank god for her heavy flow

Tamping by Cay919 November 30, 2017

tamping 

the word for the gay mans period

I'm quite possibly tamping at the moment, i am extremely touchy about everyone and everything

tamping by messengermatt July 11, 2009

Tamping 

Verb: a sex act, typically between two men in which one man ejaculates into the other man’s anus and then places a tampon inside. As an option, after this act is completed the receiving partner sucks it clean.

Hey, Chris, just got a box of Playtex…wanna try tamping tonight?

Tamping by NoHair69 September 18, 2022

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

Dick Tamping by 535 October 9, 2012