the fable creature that picks up pennies, asks for dimes and always buys bohemian beer becasue it is 50 cents less than canadian, this species consists of hot females and skinny gay soccer playing males.
Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.
After a sword fight in his mouth, a punctured tonsil, and a rock hard trouser snake exploding in his anus…. He realized that cum was 95% of his diet. It was at this moment he realized he was Rasmussen!
Verb. To leave work for a break or lunch when you are at the busiest point and leaving your coworkers to cover your workload. Returning when everything it done.
That Paul is a real tool, he totally Rasmussened me when he went on break earlier. He came back when all his work was done!