2 definitions by Bucky Bear
Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.
After a sword fight in his mouth, a punctured tonsil, and a rock hard trouser snake exploding in his anus…. He realized that cum was 95% of his diet. It was at this moment he realized he was Rasmussen!
by Bucky Bear September 29, 2022
A butt pirate that loves the taste of semen and always chooses to be the pivot man at any and all circle jerks and bukkake parties.
by Bucky Bear April 2, 2022