Textoid

A person who becomes so wrapped up in texting that they become oblivious to the outside world.

That textoid just caused a 6 car pile-up on the freeway.

Textoid by amnesiavictim July 10, 2009

Textident 

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

Textident by killakai February 11, 2007

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

textidextrous by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

textident 

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.

i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.

textident by joytext October 30, 2008

Textident 

An incident or accident when you collide with someone on the street who is too busy texting to look where they are going.

In the street when you are caught in the path of an oncoming Text Messager, you narrowly escape a Textident by jumping out of the way. Also screaming "Textident!" in their face at the last moment may save you, but 2 out of 3 texters are also wearing headphones and you will probably get mowed down anyway.

Textident by Anney Fresh May 7, 2008

mass textodus 

A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.

MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.

mass textodus by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

mass-textodus 

a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form

cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending

mass-textodus by robotsdontbreak July 31, 2009