Klickitat is a noun or adjective abbreviated from the phrase "click-a-tattoo." Klickitat is a low quality tattoo that looks like the person may have ordered it on a cheap online store or "clicked a tattoo." Usually tattoos of numbers (eg. 10642), dragons (excluding tattoos depicting famous dragons such as Smog or Puff) and Japanese characters (eg. hope, love etc.) are klickitat.
Mark: Hey Bethany, check out that girl's tattoo on her foot. I think it says, "10642." Oh wait, I read that backwards.
Bethany: Like, shut up, Mark. That is sooooooooooo klickitat. It looks like she ordered it straight from klickitat.com. Do you even, like, have good taste anyway?
Mark: I think that's a sweet tattoo; she probably got it done at Deep Roots; they do some good work.
A form of mutilation where a man's penis is cut off and inserted into his rectum. Then a cylindrical, core like cut is made around the rectum to remove the entire rectum with the penis still inside it. This whole grotesque assembly is then inserted into the victim's mouth.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.