Spatula

When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.

I reared back an "spatulad" dat hoe.

by Strum_4 March 11, 2008

Spatula

the thing you use when your mom won't buy you a d*ldo

my spatula is really hitting the spot right now

by hey girlypop April 24, 2023

Spatula

n. A woman who turns straight men gay

"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"

by Brett June 26, 2003

Spatula

A gay man or woman who turns a straight person gay.

Person 1: Did you see the way he was hooking up with that straight guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got mad game.
Person 1: Definitely a spatula

Ex: Preston from the Real World - total spatula

by boysgotgame October 15, 2010

Spatula

1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.

2. a synonym for a large amount

1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.

by cscpegan December 14, 2009

Spatula

n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.

Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!

by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014