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Village Kid 

You know those kids that you see wandering around parks and hanging out in the grocery store? Those guys are your average village kids.

The always seem to be eating or drinking. I swear they are the only people who use that microwave at the pay station in most supermarkets to heat up whatever it is that they have bought to munch on, in/on the way to the park.

They hang around in small groups of 3 or 4 and look a little like homeless people. Usually wearing hats and sunnies, often in skinny jeans and band t's but not as rigid in their uniform as indie kids or scene kids. Often they will be seen with frisbees or soccer balls having a laugh. They walk everywhere and consider everything to be within walking distance from wherever they are, nothing is a trek for these kids!

Often village kids are straight-edge but the occurrence is not common enough to be made a trait of theirs. They will work in movie rental places and second hand book stores around the neighborhood.

Inside jokes and un-understandable colloquial terms are common. They think that everybody can understand what they are saying but in reality nobody but their little village group has a clue what they are talking about.

If they leave the park and the surrounding streets it will be for live music. Little grimy gigs in bars and small clubs are what these kids are all about. No music is too strange, too fringe or to anything really for Village Kids. They will listen to anything as long as it is live and has a good atmosphere going.

They are pretty cool kids to hang out with, and once you are in the club, they are cool and accepting. anything goes!
Beverly: Hey man, they are building this new really sweet looking half pipe down at George Hay, we should go hang there this Saturday.

Mike: You better watch it Bev, if you keep hanging out in the park you're going to turn into a Village Kid.
Village Kid by pseudostudent June 21, 2009
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village kid 

scummy filthy kids who have no friends or money and live in the slums.

Usually the family will have a lazy loser father figure who keeps them in poverty.
that village kid is gross and so is his family.
village kid by boner4994 June 28, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026