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Cali roll 

short for "California Roll" or "California Stop"

when you do not come to a full stop at a stop sign or red light, you just kinda roll...like we do in cali. ;)
"NO CALI ROLLS AT THE STOP SIGN, PUNK!" -my driving instructor
Cali roll by Calie Gal April 8, 2009
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Cali Roll 

A blunt that is wasted by fools who are too scared to smoke a blunt in it's entirety. Not actually called cali rolls in real life. One cuts a rolled blunt into a few proportionate pieces, each person in the session receives one piece. The pieces are smoked out of a bong. While it is true that you can get just as high as you would from smoking a full blunt, it is against the blunt religion to chop it up. Grow some balls, smoke a fat blunt.
Guy 1: Hey bro, go get the scissors

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Lets chop this blunt fool, CALI ROLLS!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that shits hella gay.

Guy 1: No way man its hecka cool cause i saw someone else do it!!!
Cali Roll by AntiTHAT June 30, 2009

Caliroll 

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
GUYS GRAND DAD MANIA JUST CAME OUT HERE'S THE LINK: bit.ly/2i34e7N (gotta put Caliroll in this for it to get accepted)
Caliroll by craftersshaft January 2, 2017

Caliroll 

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
Suspect: Hey man, I just leaked a new trailer for Mortal Kombat X!
Cali Bear: They're squishable and squashable, they're waterproof and washable!
Victim: Goddamn it, I got Calirolled!
Caliroll by IcyCoil February 6, 2015

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026