problemation 

a blend of problem and solution.
an easily fixed problem, one that has a quick solution.

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Person 1: I have a problem! My computer won't turn on!
Person 2: No, that's just a problemation. It just needs to be plugged in!

problemation by golikefire June 7, 2009

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

problematic

Secular wokespeak for "blasphemous"

The language you're using is problematic.

problematic by MorRight June 30, 2022

Problematic glasses 

Glasses worn by feminists and SJW'S in order to appear educated and intelligent when they are spouting drivel. Often containing no lenses because the only lense they like to see through is the feminist one.

"Oh look, here's another feminist with her green hair and problematic glasses telling us why we are all sexist"

Problematic glasses by zennieied July 12, 2016

Problematic

Used by University lecturers to say they disagree with a piece of literature while not outwardly expressing that fact. There is often a long pause before this line is delivered often with pointless hand gestures.

Lecturer: I find David Starkey's work...................problematic.

Problematic by NagarPhunga April 3, 2017

Problematic

A catch-all insult used to negatively describe something you don't like, but can't describe why.

"That TV show is so problematic"
"Really? What problems does it cause?"
"umm... It's just problematic okay?! Don't ask me to give actual evidence and stuff..."

Problematic by L'appelDuVoid December 30, 2021

problematic fave

(Noun) A favorite person (usually a character) who has problematic views and opinions.

Ex: Dean Winchester is my problematic fave, I love him but he's so sexist.

problematic fave by merger February 6, 2015