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1. Constipation Proclamation
The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
lack constipation proclamation of feces
by funkymonkey2552 Nov 29, 2009 add a video
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