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Cocklate 

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.
Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.
Cocklate by lol918 October 3, 2017
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cocklate 

Poo-ey cum stains. i.e. a result of cumming in someone's bum.
Conor fucked billy's mum in the ass aaaaalll night..... there was cocklate everywhere.
cocklate by Funky_Conor August 29, 2006

hot cocklate

When one dips ones erect penis in melted chocolate and lets it harden and then recieves a blowjob.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted some hot cocklate.
hot cocklate by ComDaddy November 2, 2015

hot cocklaté 

it’s when you put someone’s cock in the microwave for 37 1/3 seconds and then take it out and blend it together with chocolate, creamer and coffee then you drink it
boy one: yo bro my laté isn’t spicy enough !!!
boy two: yea aight lemme make a hot cocklaté
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets
Spencer drives like a damn cocknate
cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015