A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinaryhuman being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.
Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relationswith him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.