Facebook-off

A virtual war taking place on facebook. Can arrive in the form of flame wars, poke fights, etc.

"God damnit, Jim won't stop poking me! I declare a facebook-off."

Facebook-off by Adoxographist May 20, 2009

Facebook rip-off 

Someone who appears more beautiful on his/her facebook profile picture than they are in reality.

Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!

Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.

Facebook rip-off by Maxi J October 7, 2010

Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth 

When somebody tries to look up a friend on Facebook, only to find that they deleted their account without telling you, thus losing contact with them forever.

Mr. X: "Hey, I tried looking up John's profile but couldn't find it. Do you know what happened?"

Mrs. Y: "Yeah, he Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth."

Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth by Dradisaulo August 1, 2012

OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) 

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...

(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011

Facebook Official 

The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.

"are adam and courtney dating?" "i don't know, they're not facebook official yet."

Facebook Official by ilovebronsonscornrows December 13, 2005

facebook official 

how you know shit's real.

1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it's facebook official now.

facebook official by kscar May 4, 2008

facebook official 

A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook.

--"Do you know if they are seriously going out?"
--"Yeah! It's facebook official."

facebook official by Kath H March 31, 2008