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jessiefail 

A jessiefail is similar to an "epic fail". But, epic fail is all worn out and overrated. Jessiefail is the new "epic fail". It means to fail hugely and immensly.
Girl 1: I just saw this kid fall in the lunchroom and spill his lunch all over his pants!
Girl 2: hahahha, what a jessiefail!
jessiefail by Jacq333 May 14, 2009
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Jessieville School District 

Jessieville School District is a very small and cute school in the town of Jessieville, Arkansas. The entire district can fit in their tornado shelter, which doubles as the space for events such as proms and other formal dances, to which the girls can often be seen wearing cowboy boots under the multiple layers of tulle. Their athletics are good for the school's size, but often the athletes get away with anything, something that should be amended before the commoners revolt, tearing the mullet patriarchy to its knees.

Jessieville School is a close knit community. Everyone will know if you need something- say, if there's been a bad thing happened to your family and you need some extra support- but then again, everyone knows everything.

In addition to this, Jessieville School District has some of the kindest teachers you will meet.

Though Jessieville School District is sometimes passed over and relentlessly bullied by the general public as well as the students who attend, there is something charming about knowing that there are people who care about you and your education. You can spot a Jessievilly by their blue shirts and the way they look with disdain and things that are purple and/or gold.

Go Lions!
Oh, him? He goes to Jessieville School District! No wonder he crinkled his nose when he heard this was a no-truck parking zone.

Jessieville School District is getting some renovations. It's about time they fixed those stairs!

I'm so glad we go to school at Jessieville School District. Isn't it nice that we can see our elementary school teachers even as seniors in high school? I sure love the feeling of knowing we're home.

I sure do miss Sugar! She was such a sweet dog, such a golden addition to the Jessieville School District campus.

Have you ever driven past the Jessieville School District? It's the cute one across from that place we always get catfish. What's it called? The Hut? The Cabin? Oh wait, I think it was The Shack!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026