A word that apparently substitutes the F word. One day while Strong Bad was checking his email at work. Coach Z threatened to tell the boss he was checking his email and told him to let him write some of it. And he told Strong Bad to write P-F-A-R-G-T-L. Later, Homestar said "What the pfargtl?" Not much is known about this word, because it only debuted on April 30, 2007 in the Lost Scene of Sbemail 169 on www.HomestarRunner.com.
1. Everyone's favorite animal that they used to pet when they were younger. Its poops Schmidty and reportedly has the amazing ability to order a Big Mac from Burger King and actually get one.
2. An extremely violent dump that has a force similar to that of an atomic bomb.
1. "Ok so I was sitting at the game last night, and then my Pfargtl came up out of know where and gave me a Big Mac. It was amazing."
2. "So I came home after eating that Big Mac and I took the biggest Pfargtl ever."
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.