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The ultimate form of facepalm; to facepalm beyond all reasoning. So far beyond reasoning that you defy all forms logic and physical understanding. God cringes at the sight of your facepalming pwnage. To facenuke is to admit your shame for there is no greater art of recognizing failure than facenuking.
I just had to facenuke after realizing that the same shirt I bought online, I could have gotten for cheaper at my local store.
Facenuke by Lancelot.Zero August 18, 2014
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Facepuke 

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.
Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.
Facepuke by einszweidrei July 29, 2009

Facebuke 

A rebuke or scolding delivered via social media platforms such as Facebook. Intended by the giver to cause ebarrassment. Facebukes are characterized by their self-righteous nature, public delivery (when a private message would have been more than sufficient), lack of anonymity (as opposed to posting an anonymous comment to a blog, for example), and reluctance to engage in an intellectual debate around the topic. Usual perpetrators of the Facebuke are religious legalists looking to foist their particular idiosyncratic understandings upon others. Also known as an ebuke.
Dude, that guy who told you that you shouldn't listen to rock music on your wall totally Facebuked you.
Facebuke by theshaftman July 20, 2010

Facepuker 

Can be a sign of affection or an insult
That guys very funny heโ€™s a facepuker ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’จ

Or

That guys very annoying heโ€™s an absolute facepuker
Facepuker by Cologne gc February 22, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026