A tactical knife manufacturer founded in 1994, Microtech makes a wide range of knives, mainly for use by military and police, although some are popular to civilians.

They gained most of their initial fame for their OTF (Out The Front) knives early on, and were well known for their extremely high quality.

Some of their knives have been used in television shows, such as the HALO (High Altitiude Low Opening) in "24"

Microtech Knives continue to operate with a simple mission "To Make The Best Knives Possible"

Billy: Hey babe, check out this knife I got from the store, it cost me $250 *click*
Sarah: Billy, are you shitting me? That money was supposed to be used to buy flowers for old Aunt Delilah
Billy: Relax, I went into the flower shop afterwards and when I pulled it out to open a letter, the owner said I could have anything I wanted and to not hurt him.

I went on vacation to California and when the cop stopped me for speeding, he noticed a Microtech OTF clip in my pocket and arrested me.

Microtech by Jagdkommando March 2, 2015

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microwave

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave

microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

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microwave the hot dog

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

microwave the hot dog by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

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Ass Microwave

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

Ass Microwave by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015

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