microbating
A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011
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microbating
When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.
microbating by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014
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microwaiting
microwaiting by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008
Mirrorbating
Dude, one time I was mirrorbating and I busted a nut all over my towels.
What are you doing tonight? Probably just mirrorbating.
What are you doing tonight? Probably just mirrorbating.
Mirrorbating by LlamaGoose April 7, 2010
microwaving
When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.
"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"
microwaving by paul read May 10, 2009
Metrobating
After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.
Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023
microwaving grapes
microwaving grapes by question,john November 10, 2020
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