microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

microbating 

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

microbating by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

microwaiting by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008

Mirrorbating 

Jerking off to your own ass in the mirror.

Dude, one time I was mirrorbating and I busted a nut all over my towels.

What are you doing tonight? Probably just mirrorbating.

Mirrorbating by LlamaGoose April 7, 2010

microwaving

When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.

"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"

microwaving by paul read May 10, 2009

Metrobating 

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

microwaving grapes 

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

microwaving grapes by question,john November 10, 2020