The Cod 

when you take a live fish(preferabley a cod) and stick it into ONE of the three holes a woman has. they include the vag, the anus, and the clevadge.

its like a dildo but spins with The Cod inside one of her holes.

The Cod by The Freshest of the Fresh April 22, 2009

The COD Paradox 

When change is asked for an element and then the element is changed too much, so the individuals who originally requested change are now complaining and want to go back.

When Black Ops 2 came out people wanted something different, when Advanced Warfare came out, people wanted to go back, classic example of The Cod Paradox...

The COD Paradox by ANASPAN March 26, 2017

Slapping the Cod 

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

Slapping the Cod by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

just the cod 

used to describe a situation that is stupid and/or boring (much like a cod).

Guy 1: 'Youtubes april fools this year was just the cod this year'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'You know...boring, stupid...'

Girl 1: 'She had told me her hair looked amazing...but when I saw it I thought it was just the cod'

just the cod by Parkourblog April 1, 2010

Sned The Cod 

Live life to its fullest

I wanna sned the cod all Night and party every day

Sned The Cod by Wingus and the ping pong boys July 15, 2022

Electrocuting the Cod 

When you zap/shock your dick at high voltages. This is a type of cock and ball torture

John was Electrocuting the Cod too hard last night and now he's in the hospital

Electrocuting the Cod by koreond3432 April 23, 2023

Darian The cod kid 

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

Darian The cod kid by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024