Gronkitis 

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

Gronkitis by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

Gronking 

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

Gronking by NUChickens December 17, 2011

gronski 

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

gronski by Chris February 11, 2005

Grancki 

A word used to describe someone who is both grumpy and cranky. The "i" instead of the "y" is used to express that it is used in first person at all times. To use it to describe the person you are talking to it can be used as granckyou and in the third person it is said as granckhee and grankshee.

Prounounced: Gran-kee/granksh-ee

I am feeling grancki, you better watch out!

Bill, you are really granckyou today!

Loretta is feeling grankshee today.

Todd is feeling grankhee today.

"It looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of their mom this morning!"

"It's not his fault that I'm grancki."

Grancki by Dick Durbin March 13, 2008

grocking 

A word used to add emphasis.

This partys gonna be Grocking AWSOME!!!

grocking by Ayre Grabovietksi July 28, 2008

grocking 

(v.)

the act of appreciating or being very enthusiastic about something
(as mentioned in the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)

to grock over an event, person, object, etc.

"We're totally grocking over this amazing cat."

grocking by Don'tbeaDick January 16, 2008

Gronking 

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.

I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.

Gronking by stordiford October 27, 2011