Twitter

A website that, for some reason. Has users that act racist, and then call the people who question them racists themselves.

I hate Twitter. Its just a cesspool of idiots.

by The Spongebob Squarepants Movi April 7, 2021

Twitter

A site that makes stalking effortless.

When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.

by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009

Twitter

Hell

Some random person: I love Twitter, you should join, too!
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

Twitter

The most succesful unorginized social network in the world.

On Twitter I have to use an @ symbol to tag people, and it takes up part of my text allowance. What the fuck?

by uggson April 4, 2015

Twitter

The number one social media of domestic terrorists.

Every member of the Antifa Board of Supervisors is on Twitter. Coincidence? I think not.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Twitter

A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.

Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.

by Non-Twatterer July 17, 2009

Twitter

Ok, so Twitter is a social media app that people do social media stuff on. But this one is different than the others. This one is normally fine if you have a couple k followers, but if you get too popular you get a kind of cancer called "Stan's." When that happens people basically stalk you online. And if you say something controversial or political your entire social status will collapse in on itself and explode.

" Twitter is fucking cancer "

by Calvinator_lmao December 30, 2021