Shmockball 

A game using seahorses, conkers, vaseline and the occassional spliff. The rules haven't officially been released, but all you need are the 4 preceeding items to play.

I'm off down to play a bit of shmockball, I've got the seahorses and conkers; have you got any vaseline?

Shmockball by rardj March 30, 2009

Smackball 

Something that is so utterly good that it is, as the kids say "smacking." The "ball" portion of the word denotes the presence of an object or person in which it "smacks."

Kyle: "Yo did you try that Kush Mints yet? I had to buy more it was so good, that shit is Smackball on god"

Smackball by 2G Quigg November 13, 2021

Shmocktail 

When you mix the smoking of marijuana with the drinking of hard alcohol.

I was sooo cross-faded last night...I had a hard Shmocktail!

Shmocktail by Shmocktail Ethusiast November 3, 2008

Smackball 

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

Smackball by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008

stockball 

A woman who fetish-izes race-car drivers for thier ability to withstand vibration in a car for four hours.
Tends to wear one-piece zip up jumpsuits with excess amounts of decals.
Turned on by canadian tire 59.99$ spinners.

The only reason she hooked up with Alex is b/c shes a stockball, after the accident she never called him again.

stockball by luba macak April 28, 2008