18 definitions by Comrade Plasternasty

to doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

polerag

the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.

That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.

by Comrade Plasternasty January 3, 2009

Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

by Comrade Plasternasty August 29, 2008

Terror Wrist

Someone that makes the world a shitty place to live. Pronounced 'Terrorist'.

If it wasn't for all those Terror Wrists people would have real jobs, look at this place, what a mess.

by Comrade Plasternasty January 15, 2009

Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

by Comrade Plasternasty July 4, 2012

buttplop

1. an enema, prefferably hot coffee
2. the act of shooting coffee up one's ass

Man, all that pizza and beer, I really need a fucking buttplop.
dude, go bathe, you smell like a buttplop

by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004

fartography

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in

joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009