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One who use is quirky and nerdy yet uses his or her intelligence as a social tool
The guy who's wearing the nerdy outfit that still looks cool and has a great personality - thats a dorknob!
dorknob by Steven Chandler May 11, 2008
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hairstyle for guys where a ponytail is brought back to it's base and banded again, thus creating a small bun at the base of the skull. Often to be seen worn by dorks, hence the name.
Tony's got a new hairdo. He's just recurved his ponytail back, and made a dorknob
dorknob by lovecraft69 May 21, 2009

dogknobing

To Suck a Dog Off and let it cum in ur mouth
Josh Bowman Is A Dogknobber
dogknobing by UrFavoriteFuck March 30, 2005

dogknobing

To Fuck A Dog In The Ass.....As Hard As You Can.....
David bought a new puppy and dogknobbed it....
dogknobing by UrFavoriteFuck March 29, 2005

dorknobber 

to be ones dorknobber
to nob on ones dork
i love you mah little dorknobber!
ie:

Your just jealous i'm not nobbin your dork!

dorknobber by mo0nie May 1, 2008

Doreknob 

A fan of pseudoleftist podcaster and “comedian” Jimmy Dore. Usually totally insufferable. Claims to be leftist, but supports Trump and Putin. Probably a tankie. Most likely the burned out husk of a BernieBro.
Doreknobs love saying “I didn’t leave the left; the left left me.” It’s true; the left doesn’t generally have room for delusional fascist simps.
Doreknob by Lady Csyde March 3, 2024