SalmonHand

An expression of mis-understanding or general confusion, Often demonstrated with the waving of a hand and followed by the noise of someone being trapped, rather confusingly underwater.

Person A "hey so cheese finger scary tuesday"
Person B "SalmonHand" *underwater noise*

SalmonHand by JohnC86 March 22, 2009

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salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

salmonpants by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

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salmon hand • salmonpants • Slmondander

salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.

Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!

salmon hand by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006

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Slmondander

the act of putting a salmon in a penis

my girlfriend gave me a slmondander in the shower last night, it hurt

Slmondander by nevan tom November 18, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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