Piratically 

The action of doing something, but with a hook

"Before the Grilled Cheese Wizard ($49.95), every time I tried to make a sandwich, I would piratically decapitate myself. But now, I enjoy golden brown cheese every day! Thanks, Grilled Cheese Wizard!"

Piratically by ihadto March 20, 2009

Piratical 

Of or pertaining to pirates, the quality of pirateness

That patch on your eye is very piratical

Piratical by zek j evets January 8, 2008

practically 

Almost; but not quite.

The girl was practically of a normal height, but she was still pretty short.

practically by Matt4731 January 17, 2016

practically perfect

Almost always perfect. Perfect, but in a practical way.

Jenna is practically perfect with her 4.99 Uber rating and 4.94 survey score.

practically perfect by Edwardo Sanchez 8727 April 11, 2023

piratical emoticon

Emoticons with only one eye, commonly the piratical smiley .)

.) .( .-) -_ are all examples of piratical emoticons

piratical emoticon by yzb3 September 4, 2012

practically sisters 

Someone who you are so good of friends with it seems as if you were sisters that were separated at birth. They even sometimes seem to be more like family than friends. They will always be there for you

:)

sisters best friends practically sisters

practically sisters by Countrykinz March 24, 2014

practically married 

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

practically married by AnneOminous November 10, 2008