Strachma

A strachma is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily penetration during masturbation or sex with a partner or partners.

In the German sex shop the Strachma assortment
was beyond my wildest dreams. They even had the Kong Dong, the Pocket Rocket, and The Norwegian Nut Casket.

Strachma by DJCatPan March 18, 2009

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sprachman

A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).

Brian: Do you see that guy over there with that hot chick and the midget hanging on his leg? What's up with that?

Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.

sprachman by MikeCa February 8, 2010

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Stracheating

Strategically cheating.

Me: Yes! I have only one more ball left on the table, and I win! It's right by the corner pocket, and you still have two more balls to make.

Eddie: (eddie hits my ball away from the corner pocket, instead of trying to make his own.)

Me: Yo wtf! That's cheating!

Eddie: No, I'm stracheating.

Stracheating by El_Santo March 30, 2010

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Bishop Strachan School

5 minutes away from hot boys and good food bss is the best girls school in toronto, the girls are smoking hot and they are all smart as hell. The facilities are great and its a very elite school in a great area. even though the girls wear there skirts like belts and have the nickname bitches in sailor suits (BSS) and party hard. BSS or the bish is an amazing school. Havergal are Branksome are no competition for them, and why would they be? bss is a beautiful school with beautiful girls in this most prestigious neighbourhood in Toronto. These girls will go on to change the world.

UCC boy1 : yo did you see that girl? shes hot as hell!!!
UCC boy 2: yea she goes to the bishop strachan school, they all look like that

Bishop Strachan School by coqazwsxedc March 11, 2012