monkey toe 

a nipple that is so big that it could open a banana

Look at her shes got massive monkey toes she could open bananas with those.

monkey toe by boliver road March 16, 2009

monkey toe 

When your second toe is longer than your first toe.

Eric doesn't have a monkey toe, but Nicole does.

monkey toe by Hook ND January 17, 2009

monkey toe bullshit 

verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.

"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"

monkey toe bullshit by alexxx April 23, 2006

Monkey's Toe 

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

Monkey's Toe by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Monkey Toes 

Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.

Check out my boyfriends monkey toes. He can spell his name with his feet.

Monkey Toes by freegroove May 10, 2009

Monkeys toe 

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

Monkeys toe by chesterpest January 22, 2010

monkey toes 

an instance when a person's toes hang over the front edge of open-toed shoes.

"Dude, she looks like she's gripping the sidewalk with those monkey toes."

monkey toes by taerna March 29, 2005