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McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.
- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!
McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021
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McDickle Tickle 

That feeling you get, while rolling home from the bar, that you need to swing through the McDonald's drive-thru to satisfy your drunken hunger.
"Ah man, that band was AWESOME."
"Yeah, but now I've got the McDickle Tickle, hey (designated driver's name here), swing by McDick's on the way."
McDickle Tickle by CryingPrunes December 5, 2012

McDickle 

A man who as the emotional intelligence of a potato.
You know that one McDickle guy that cheated on his wife while she was in the hospital giving birth? He’s in kidney failure from chlamydia.
McDickle by Datbeach38464 April 21, 2022

mirickles 

Amazing events attributed to da king of insult-comedy.
For folks whose moods were elevated by being da subject of ridicule, da Great Donnie Jay could perform mirickles.
mirickles by QuacksO October 31, 2024
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026