midickle 

Getting a semi from a girl in a mosh pit.

I got midickle from that girl rubbing up against me in the mosh pit.

midickle by Shangri La March 13, 2009

McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.

- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!

McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

McDickle Tickle 

That feeling you get, while rolling home from the bar, that you need to swing through the McDonald's drive-thru to satisfy your drunken hunger.

"Ah man, that band was AWESOME."
"Yeah, but now I've got the McDickle Tickle, hey (designated driver's name here), swing by McDick's on the way."

McDickle Tickle by CryingPrunes December 5, 2012

McDickle 

A man who as the emotional intelligence of a potato.

You know that one McDickle guy that cheated on his wife while she was in the hospital giving birth? He’s in kidney failure from chlamydia.

McDickle by Datbeach38464 April 21, 2022

mirickles 

Amazing events attributed to da king of insult-comedy.

For folks whose moods were elevated by being da subject of ridicule, da Great Donnie Jay could perform mirickles.

mirickles by QuacksO October 31, 2024