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ik ben een krant 

'ik ben een krant' means 'i am a newspaper' in dutch
person 1: "ik ben een krant!"

person 2 (english speaker): "what?"
ik ben een krant by reddoodle April 16, 2022
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Krantzpasen 

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help
Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.
Krantzpasen by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

Kantutan 

Maria, kantutan!
Kantutan by Agonks January 3, 2021
i kantot you
kantot by bitchxiii April 18, 2021

Aung Kaung Khant 

A dragon among men. The name literally mean "victory", "Good" and "Handsome". So, males tend to be becareful around him because they can't control their bladder when they meet him.
Person 1: "Aung Kaung Khant is coming to our party tonight"
Person 2 (beta male): *pees out of habit
Aung Kaung Khant by Aung Kaung Khant December 22, 2021

Karantine 

When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.
Man, I've been in Karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!
Karantine by GlazeHer March 26, 2020