krant

the semen that comes out of the penis about five minutes after jerking off and just annoys you by making your underpants sticky

Goddammit, I got krant on my leg again!

by Reverend Beastly December 4, 2003

ik ben een krant

'ik ben een krant' means 'i am a newspaper' in dutch

person 1: "ik ben een krant!"

person 2 (english speaker): "what?"

by reddoodle April 16, 2022