Haystak 

Under-rated, under-payed, over weight White rapper from the south who has went gold with record sells, yet never had a single on radio airwaves. Speaks of his life and home place. A white rapper that scares Eminem, maybe that's why no air play??

He is your favorite rapper's favorite rapper, Tupac meets Biggie with Dre's beats and smooth vocals that stick.

Haystak is a white off the chain rapper!!

Haystak by Chillin115 December 4, 2005

haystak 

a wack, fat, redneck, talentless underground rapper. he's underground because no one wants to listen to his terrible music, or look at his ugly ass.

only reason he's gone gold is cause he's got so many fuckin albums out, he's bound to get some type of sales.

he is also a stan. he dissed eminem because he was mad that em didn't do a song with him (boo hoo). now, he can be known as the wack, fat, redneck, talentless udg rapper that dissed eminem. what an accomplishment.

www.myspace.com/haystak

you might wanna turn off your speakers...

haystak by stephen1986 March 8, 2009

Needle in a Haystack 

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

Needle in a Haystack by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

Possum's Haystack 

n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.

Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.

Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.

Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.

Possum's Haystack by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011

mouse on a haystack 

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

mouse on a haystack by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

urban haystack

another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's not a barn it's an old building with lots of old junk that is hip to search through.

Person 1: hecka dang! where did you get that boss jacket?
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!

urban haystack by hellathatguy October 16, 2007

haystack 

The city of Hayward, California. It is known as the "heart" of the bay. The city was founded by a man named William Hayward, who came to California to seek his fortune in the California Gold Rush (Began in 1848, I believe). He bought some forty acres from some Rancher, and in a few years sprouted into a town. Was at one point misspelled into "Haywood". Haystack is a slang term when reffering to this city.

Person A: I live in tha Haystack
Person B: Um...?
Person A: Hayward
Person B: Where is that?

haystack by yay paleontology April 14, 2006