ALMFO 

internet slang that only the 'coolest' of kids would use, stands for "almost laughed my fingernails off"

"hey garry, i got an erection in class and had to stand up and give a speech! it was so embarrassing!"

"HAHAHAHAH ALMFO!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneshiftoneshifteleven"

ALMFO by 11danus March 6, 2009

ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

almond mom 

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almo

The sexiest beast around. He is literally a boss. He’s hard as fuck and often caught smoking a fag in back of the yard.

Ellis: yo almo wanna smoke some bud in the back g

Almo: yea why not g.

Almo by The busy puda December 12, 2018

Almond Joy 

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

Almond Joy by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almosttoasty 

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

it's not gay if it's almosttoasty

almosttoasty by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021