The act of deceiving a receptive sexual partner into thinking you're unwrapping and putting on a condom, while in reality you're simply unwrapping and consuming a candy bar. Success depends in large part on your partner's non-visualization of your hands and penis, either by means of a darkened room or sexual positioning (e.g. doggy style), as well as lack of familiarity with the feel of a bare vs. sheathed penis. May be additionally satisfying if you're able to consume the candy bar while actively having bareback intercourse.

The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.

When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"

the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant