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douchewaffle 

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!
douchewaffle by Kendall October 3, 2004

Douchewaddick 

a term used to describe people of a rude manner; jerks; douchebags; dicks
P: I hate the guys in my school, especially the football players!
U: Same with me! They're such douchewaddicks.
Douchewaddick by hotpocketer August 24, 2012

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

Douchewaffle 

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Douchewaffle by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009

douchewaffle 

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.
How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.
douchewaffle by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

Nazi DoucheWaffle 

A person who has surpassed douchebag and douchewaffle, the highest tier of douchebaggery.
Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.